Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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