Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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