kristin has been a bad kristin
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
