We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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