I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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