She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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