Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Randomize
