I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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