Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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