Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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