youre lurking in front of me
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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