I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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