Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Randomize
