Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
