We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
