In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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