what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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