The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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