i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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