My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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