it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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