so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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