Nicole vs. Life
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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