It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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