..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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