dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize