Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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