dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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