I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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