areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
id be glad to
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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