i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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