I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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