we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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