Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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