Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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