Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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