The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just tell him i said nine months
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My vagina is officially offended.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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