We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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