i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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