he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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