she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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