you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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