what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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