New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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