that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I know her cup size but not her name....
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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