don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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