guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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