Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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