so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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