She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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