I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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