After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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