is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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