there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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