When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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