she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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